WhAT???

This was something which happened to me yesterday...
Below is a conversation between myself and a promoter for a English learning centre...
I'll keep it in chinese coz it will be a little confusing if i translate the whole conversation into English...

Promoter: Hello! 这张纸给你看看，是一个学英文的课程来的。
Me: 哦。。。
Promoter: Ei, 你看 The Star 的啊？（I was reading the star newspaper at that time...)
Me: 是的。。。
Promoter: 酱你明白报纸讲什么的吗？（报纸会讲话的咩？= P）
Me: 明白啊。。。
Promoter: 哦。。。 将你是英校生还是华校生？
Me: 华校生。。。 Zzz。。。
Promoter: 哇！华校生也会看the star 的哦？
Me: 。。。 （乌鸦飞过。。。）
Promoter: 你中学时读哪里的？
Me: 振华。。。 Zzz。。。
Promoter: 你是art stream 还是 science stream 的哦？
Me: science stream 。。。
Promoter: 哦！难怪啦。。。
Me: 。。。
Promoter: 你是哪一年的？
Me: 去年毕业。。。
Promoter: 酱你认识我吗？
Me: 没看过。。。
Promoter: 唉。。。 人老是酱的啦。。。
Me: 。。。 （Do I look like i care?)

Conclusion:
1. Some promoter will tell you anything so you will enroll at their centre.
2. Is the English used in The star newspaper very difficult?
3. Only 英校 students know how to read The Star newspaper?
4. Some people are so annoying when they act shou...